So, we all know Arcade Fire won everything at the 2011 Juno Awards. And Broken Social Scene played, and Tokyo Police Club played, and Neil Young was there, and Caribou won something, and Shad won something, and the ever-present spectre of Bryan Adams was kept to a near-dignified minimum.
But all this feel-good righting of the music universe has sort of made everyone forget something really important that happened at the Junos...
Jacob Hoggard of Hedley had a moustache.
It's borderline negligent that our national media has all but ignored Hoggard's snot mop. I mean, sure, his fuzzy caterpillar lacks the robustness of, say, Tom Sellick's dirt squirrel or Burt Reynolds' French tickler, but c'mon, a lip rug like that shouldn't go unrecognized.
At the very least you should have that Super Troopers moustache ride line in your head for the rest of the day:
You're welcome.
Feel free to discuss Hoggard's flavour saver in the comment section below.
Source: http://www.chartattack.com/riffs/aaron-brophy/2011/mar/30/lets-talk-about-jacob-hoggards-moustache
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